Jonnie Lehmann is in 10th grade here at BCHS. She’s 15 years old, and she plays soccer. Lehmann has a very unique sense of humor, and she proved that with her answers to my questions.

Hannah: Do you believe in Bigfoot? Why or why not?

Jonnie: No, I think people dress up as him and walk around trying to scare people, and people flip their crap about it.

Hannah: If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?

Jonnie: A single sprinkle

Hannah: What is your spirit animal?

Jonnie: An ant, because they’re tiny but can carry big things. Also, they can overcome anything. They might be tiny but they sure are mighty.

Hannah: You are trapped on a life raft with a nun, an old man, and a baby. There is only room for 3 of you, and you must decide who you throw off the raft. Who do you choose and why? 

Jonnie: The old man, because he’s already lived his life, the baby hasn’t, and the nun lives for Jesus. I’d feel bad if I did that to the nun, and she wouldn’t go to heaven.

Hannah: What will you be famous for one day?

Jonnie: First person to invent scented toilet cushions.

Hannah: If you got arrested, what would your family think you did?

Jonnie: Something because of corn. Oh shucks.

Hannah: Anything else you want us to know?

Jonnie: Sometimes I swallow bubblegum whole and have a lot of trouble digesting it. My mom finds it weird, but she’s a silly goose just like me!