Corny Thanksgiving Jokes

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Corny Thanksgiving Jokes





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What type of key has legs and can’t open doors?

A turkey.


What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock!


What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?

A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.


What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?



Smash or Pass: Potatoes.

Smash, I love smashed potatoes!


What do you say for a picture on Thanksgiving?

Mac and Cheese!


What does the turkey do while eating food?

He gobbles it up!


What did the leaves say to the tree when they were mad?

I can’t beleaf this!


What do the leaves say to the trees during fall?

I’m leafing you!


What is it called when corn gets in trouble?

Creamed corn!


What color is it when beets get embarrassed?

Beet red!


What is a pilgrim’s favorite flower?

A Mayflower!


What is it called when the lost people of Rowenoke were found?

They RowenWoke!


What is an Indian’s favorite place to be?



What is a bug’s least favorite sport?



What is a ham’s favorite food?

GraHAM crackers!


What is it called when a potato goes through a bad time?



What is a bee’s favorite Thanksgiving meal?



What does gravy say on a roller coaster?



What do you call a green bean before you pick it?

Green teen!


What do you called a confused corn?



What did the corn say when it got complimented?

Ah, shucks!


What is a corn’s favorite type of dog?