Valentine’s Day is the day of love. Couples everywhere are buying chocolates, flowers, teddy bears and all kinds of mushy stuff. From a single person’s perspective, it is seen as “the worst holiday” and the holiday of love is filled with annoyance and eye rolls. In order to change this bad perspective, get in a relationship! I know by this point hearing this is like beating a dead horse but try these pick up lines to help pick up a special someone!

• I love you a choco-lot!
• Flower me into the road of my heart.
• I didn’t need Cupid to fall in love with you.
• You’re as beautiful as a rose.
• Are you wifi? Cause I’m feeling a connection.
• You’re so sweet you’ll give me a cavity.
• Can you take a take a picture with me? Then I can show my friends I met an angel on Valentine’s Day.
• I lost my map, can you give me directions to your heart?
• Can you help me, I just got lost in your eyes.
• Are you a fart? Cause you’ve blown me away.

-Koby

• Are you pop? Cause you’re soda-licious.
• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
• Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
• My feet are getting cold because you’ve knocked my socks off.
• If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
• Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Funny Pick Up Lines For Valentine’s Day